City officials considering ‘performance zones’ to corral street entertainers on Fremont Street

Make sure and report on whatever hubbub y'all witness. Who knows, you and your wife might even feel engaging in some hubbub yourselves.

Nothing like partying with Puffing Woman, Skinhead Butt Slapper and the Apocalypsers. I'd rather hang out with the women who are proud of their breasts.

Everything is frightening.



They're always out to get you.



Always be afraid.

I think a performance zone about 100 miles north of red rocks would be an excellent place for the vast majority of the newest street performers. I don't really mind most of the impersonators. A good busker is welcome anywhere. Can't complain about the street artists or teaser acts for Strip Shows. I do mind seeing 2 or 3 Minnie Mouses, or mulitple Batmen. G strings wrapped around 250 pounds doesn't really ding my ling. Codpeices strapped on a paunchy 55 year old dude doesn't, either. Don't wanna see any more multiple flesh folds covered or supported by duct tape, suspenders, or elmer's glue-on construction paper.