Classifieds............

Friday 5/11/2012 seen in the classifieds online:





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If its' O+, i might be able to use it:thumb;

J

You can get one for $5000 and a free lunch if you travel to India. It's probably just as good.

Anyone staying at the Strat missing a kidney?

It's not like they get a kidney and go looking for a buyer. Them things got to be fresh! First you find a buyer, then you find a donor.

Strat is always full of donors just sleeping away in their rooms waiting to be harvested.

Hey Blade,
I have got a story for you about the Strat. Years ago I was staying there , in lets say room 24152
or something like that, anyways going up to my room one evening, I pushed 24th floor, some other
people entered and pushed the 5th and 11th and 23rd floor, I noticed the first two but not the third,
anyways I went down the hallway to the end room on the right " my room " put in the key, opened
the door and immediatly noticed that someone has been smoking in my room and there is someone
sleeping in each of the beds, I quickly closed the door and realized I was exactly one floor under my
non smoking room directly above, and my key worked in those other peoples room. Never did anything
about it, just went up one floor and went to bed!

I believe you have 24 hours after removal before you have to throw 'em out 'cause they had gone bad....

Yes, but those kidney's are polluted with Meth and Crack.