COMET ! ! !

It's coming !

"Comets have galvanized Mankind for thousands of years. Civilizations have risen and fallen with their appearance. The ancients feared comets and most cultures believed them to be celestial omens of death, war, and destruction.
Human sacrificies were made to comets. Of all the events that occur in the heavens, only total solar eclipses may have gripped the hearts of people with more fear."

"Most astronomers agree that the greatest historical comet was the Great Comet of 1680.
The comet arriving December 2013 is expected to far surpass the Great Comet of 1860 by several orders of magnitude and size. It could dominate the sky with a tail stretching from one horizon to the other."

Ref: The Mega-Comet of Doom

Comet ISON (C2012 S1) has been under observation by astronomers for 14 months. Many comets are periodic, . . . i.e. they are in elliptical orbits around the Sun and return regularly, like Halley's Comet which returns every 76 years. Comet ISON is on a sunward path from the Oort Cloud and it is not a periodic comet; it is on a parabolic path and once it circles the Sun this week it will never return.

The early reports that ISON would be a "great comet" have been tempered. Nonetheless, the celestial visitor has brightened significantly the last few week, . . . and now presents a pleasant green tail in telescope images:



ISON is now accelerating to its highest velocity as it will soon swing around the Sun, . . . in fact, very close to the Sun on Thanksgiving. One of the reasons that expectations have been tempered is that it may be so close to the Sun that it melts/breaks-up.

If the comet survives it will likely be a naked eye object in December as it departs the vicinity of the Sun. So, in early December:
" 'Before dawn, look for a prominent object with a bright tail pointing upward,' advises Damian Peach, a British astrophotographer who has managed to capture the fleeting comet with stunning detail.
'Look to the southeast around 30 minutes before sunrise, and you may be able to see the comet with the unaided eye.' ”
Ref: The Washington Post

Here's a map showing the location in the sky relative to the stars, . . . from 1 December at the bottom through 31 December at the top. Throughout December ISON will be moving slowly toward the north in the sky, . . . becoming visible all night toward the end of the month. DonDiego counsels viewers to report sightings of a manger and child associated with the celestial object.



[n.b. DonDiego suspects most of the speculations in The Mega-Comet of Doom article are poppycock and balderdash. But one never knows.]
Oh Oh, ........ With no Tomato Ranch to oversee,
Don Diego now has way too much time on his hands to research and relay articles of "Doom and Gloom".


Rick
thanks Obama
DASHER! DANCER! BLITZ...Oh, wrong subject. Never mind.

J

Comet ISON is no more.

There will be no cometary display, . . . as all that is left of the comet is a light cloud of dust.

" . . . researchers now theorize that the comet suffered a catastrophic breakup a couple of days before its close passage by the sun. Basically, the intense heat and gravitational pull from the sun pulled the nucleus apart and vaporized its entire ice-water reservoir in a matter of hours.
. . . all that is left now is a dust cloud, which is spreading out and becoming more diffuse, with less and less light reflecting off its remaining dust grains."
Ref: National Geographic

Nonetheless, DonDiego still harbors some hope that he may yet see an astronomical or other natural event likely to destroy the Earth, . . . or at least all living things on the planet. He'd just like to know how everything turns out before he dies.
Just counting the years . . . . .
I don't think we need a comet to destroy the earth. The politicians will take care of that shortly. I recommend learning to speak Mandarin.
What a bummer. I was really looking forward to the spectacle.

I also looked on the comet as a harbinger of good luck in my quest to "beat Vegas". I blame the casino exec.s for sending a "cooler" to destroy the comet and my hopes of beating them.
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Originally posted by: DonDiego

Nonetheless, DonDiego still harbors some hope that he may yet see an astronomical
or other natural event likely to destroy the Earth,
. . . or at least all living things on the planet.

He'd just like to know how everything turns out before he dies.

Just counting the years . . . . .



I do hope that Teechur gives Don Diego a Tomato Ranch Starter Kit for Christmas,
to help alleviate the winter doldrums he seems to be locked into.


Rick
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