Cosmopolitan class action settlement

Has anyone else received this Cosmopolitan class action settlement?

I got it today. They invaded my privacy. I feel violated.
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
I got it today. They invaded my privacy. I feel violated.


They told me you wore ladies underwear.
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Originally posted by: malibber2
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
I got it today. They invaded my privacy. I feel violated.


They told me you wore ladies underwear.

What's your point? It's softer.


What damages?
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Originally posted by: O2bnVegas
What damages?


$15,000,000 worth of privacy was taken from our souls.
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
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Originally posted by: malibber2
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
I got it today. They invaded my privacy. I feel violated.

They told me you wore ladies underwear.

What's your point? It's softer.

alanleroy never wore women’s underwear. alanleroyII shows up and, well, everything changes. It’s just terrible, I tell ya.

(Psst . . . hey, alanleroyII . . . is it REALLY softer??)


"This call may be monitored or recorded for quality assurance purposes."

Note to Cosmo: Plug this into your phone answering system.
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Originally posted by: clcjim
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
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Originally posted by: malibber2
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Originally posted by: alanleroyII
I got it today. They invaded my privacy. I feel violated.

They told me you wore ladies underwear.

What's your point? It's softer.

alanleroy never wore women’s underwear. alanleroyII shows up and, well, everything changes. It’s just terrible, I tell ya.

(Psst . . . hey, alanleroyII . . . is it REALLY softer??)

...and more colorful.

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Originally posted by: O2bnVegas
"This call may be monitored or recorded for quality assurance purposes."

Note to Cosmo: Plug this into your phone answering system.

As part of the settlement The Cosmopolitan has agreed to not record phone calls from Californians for 3 years. That will teach them a lesson. Well that and the 15 million dollars.

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