It seems that some gamblin' fellas o'er there at "The Shore" in At-LAN-tic City done won bunches of money playin' somethin' called "mini-baccarat ". Like over $1.5-milion !
But they ain't all collected their winnin's yet, . . . 'cause the Golden Nugget Atlantic City is a claimin' it was hornswoggled by the playing card maker. It seems some Missouri playin' card maker was s'posed to deliver pre-shuffled cards, . . . and they maybe wasn't pre-shuffled, . . . and them sharpie gamblers noticed, . . . and they took advantage, . . . as DonDiego supposes they should'a.
Anyways lawsuits is begun to fly about, . . . like the casino against the playin' card maker for not a'shufflin' the cards, . . . and the casino against the players for a'cheatin', . . . and the players against the casino for not payin' 'em like they's s'posed to, . . . and even claims that the casino done de-scriminated 'gainst some players 'cause they was Asian. Huh! Who'd'a thunk it, . . . Asian gamblers at the New Jersey Seashore !
Anyways, . . . poor old DonDiego hopes he can find hisself asettin' at a blackjack table with a unshuffled deck someday, . . . and he hopes the reader can too.
Ref: nj.com
[n.b. Poor old DonDiego cannot vouch fer the veracity o' this heh website he's a citin'. On the one hand, it could be true; on the other hand, it done come outta New Jersey.]
But seriously folks. DonDiego hasn't been to The Shore for several years, . . . but he does not recall ever sitting at a blackjack table where the casino dealer didn't shuffle the cards. This would seem a straightforward anti-cheating casino policy. Do casinos not shuffle cards at a baccarat table?
But they ain't all collected their winnin's yet, . . . 'cause the Golden Nugget Atlantic City is a claimin' it was hornswoggled by the playing card maker. It seems some Missouri playin' card maker was s'posed to deliver pre-shuffled cards, . . . and they maybe wasn't pre-shuffled, . . . and them sharpie gamblers noticed, . . . and they took advantage, . . . as DonDiego supposes they should'a.
Anyways lawsuits is begun to fly about, . . . like the casino against the playin' card maker for not a'shufflin' the cards, . . . and the casino against the players for a'cheatin', . . . and the players against the casino for not payin' 'em like they's s'posed to, . . . and even claims that the casino done de-scriminated 'gainst some players 'cause they was Asian. Huh! Who'd'a thunk it, . . . Asian gamblers at the New Jersey Seashore !
Anyways, . . . poor old DonDiego hopes he can find hisself asettin' at a blackjack table with a unshuffled deck someday, . . . and he hopes the reader can too.
Ref: nj.com
[n.b. Poor old DonDiego cannot vouch fer the veracity o' this heh website he's a citin'. On the one hand, it could be true; on the other hand, it done come outta New Jersey.]
But seriously folks. DonDiego hasn't been to The Shore for several years, . . . but he does not recall ever sitting at a blackjack table where the casino dealer didn't shuffle the cards. This would seem a straightforward anti-cheating casino policy. Do casinos not shuffle cards at a baccarat table?