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Jeez can't we have one non political , non accusatory thread. Please stop it chilcoot. This is one of my guilty pleasures laughing , REALLY laughing at these fun posts. I am a female and have been blonde on occasion so get a life and leave this thread alone.

LIG ( Life is Good )
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Your face on a pillow. creepy or what?

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Originally posted by: RoadTrip


Your face on a pillow. creepy or what?



I fart in your jen-er-al di-rection
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Originally posted by: Siwst852
Jeez can't we have one non political , non accusatory thread. Please stop it chilcoot. This is one of my guilty pleasures laughing , REALLY laughing at these fun posts. I am a female and have been blonde on occasion so get a life and leave this thread alone.

LIG ( Life is Good )
if you allow it to be


Here's an idea, every time some one has a blonde joke, just substitute blonde for it

Hay. What happened to the Mandalay Bay and the Tropicana?

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.
Good one RM.
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Originally posted by: RoadTrip


Your face on a pillow. creepy or what?


OMG Way beyond creepy. I guess I am warped I am still laughing as I type this. Thanks

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Originally posted by: Siwst852
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Originally posted by: RoadTrip


Your face on a pillow. creepy or what?


OMG Way beyond creepy. I guess I am warped I am still laughing as I type this. Thanks


Brings a whole new meaning to "Sit on my face".

The following is not "workplace safe".

The introduction to this article clearly says:

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......for all the squeamish details you're about to read, this is a significant piece of technology – a big step down a path that I think a lot of people will come to take for granted in the future.


It may make some men cringe, while others will embrace it.

IF you still want to read about this, than the link is THIS!

And don't forget to listen to the song at the end of the article.


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