I'm pretty sure these quotes are correct.....
Confucius say:
It take square ass to shit a brick.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
--he who sniffs Coke, drowns.
--crowded elevator smells different to midget.
"Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!"
To make egg roll --- Push it.
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