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Dentures in the crapper, so should I go gamble?

snidely333
snidely333
Mar 24, 2011
1:05pm
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: snidely333
Maybe he thought the flush would wash away all the vomitus and leave a nice clean set of dentures in the bowl.


That's why they make bidets.


I was in two hotels in Italy last week and both rooms had a bidet in the bathroom. I wasn't quite sure what it was for or how to use it.

Come to think of it, my not so glorious suite at Bally's had a bidet room.
RoadTrip
RoadTrip
Mar 24, 2011
1:11pm
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Originally posted by: snidely333
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: snidely333
Maybe he thought the flush would wash away all the vomitus and leave a nice clean set of dentures in the bowl.


That's why they make bidets.


I was in two hotels in Italy last week and both rooms had a bidet in the bathroom. I wasn't quite sure what it was for or how to use it.

Come to think of it, my not so glorious suite at Bally's had a bidet room.


Many years ago, as a wee little tyke, on family vacation, Mom told me they were used by travelers to wash their socks and underwear.

snidely333
snidely333
Mar 24, 2011
1:29pm
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Your mom is wise.
chipchik
chipchik
Mar 24, 2011
3:49pm
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Originally posted by: friedmush
Chik, do y'all serve applesauce?


Home made , served warm or cold.
I like to put the red hots in it.

Julie
Julie
Mar 24, 2011
11:02pm
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
I can understand puking your dentures into the crapper. I can't understand flushing you choppers after you puked them out.



The government gives free dentures to meth addicts. You're probably just going to be buying him a new pair.
Ric
Ric
Mar 24, 2011
11:33pm
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What do mean, you don't understand flushing them? What are you gonna do, spray 'em off good and wear them again? I don't think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck!
Ric at Joes
alanleroy
alanleroy
Mar 25, 2011
12:02am
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Soak 'em in polident and they're as good as new....Hey, It's only puke...and years of human waste residue.

Q. What do you say after you puke your dentures into the toilet?
A. Ahhh thit.
pjstroh
pjstroh
Mar 25, 2011
12:05am
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The incident was not a sign from God for you to go gambling - it was a sign to whoever's job it is to clean the bathrooms that HE should go gambling... or at least start putting his resume together.

Zigggy
Zigggy
Mar 25, 2011
12:23am
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Just dug out a very very old copy of John Patrick's "You want to be a Gambler" Basic Craps edition.

Amazing, nothing is mentioned as to what to wager when your dentures either fall into or are flushed down the crapper.

Evidently John doesn't give a rat's tail.
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