Dinner with Hillary

I have about 50 Monika Lewinsky jokes at my dispossal. Maybe I can try a few of them out

Those will get you the Hillary death stare.

"I'm not sitting here like some little woman standing by my man, like Tammy Wynette." I liked the late Tammy Wynette but other than in the song she never actually stood by her man, she was married 5 times.

For some reason, I suspect that quote was not her, but a speech writer/publicist, and quite possibly one who also knows/knew that Tammy Wynette was married 5 times.

But, I also believe Hillary was having too much fun at the time being "Mrs President", whipping good ole Bill into doing what she wanted.

Rumor has it that Hillary can throw an ashtray at the speed of a major league pitcher's fastball.

I absolutely agree with you. It was at that point that I knew HC had much higher ambitions, first lady was only a stepping stone, a pure political circus> I'm guessing that in exchange for standing beside Bill she had him firmly by the balls and had one (or more ) huge pol. chips to cash in from him. As it turns out, that's how the whole HC story has played out so far. Bought a house in NY, became a sandbagger senator, didn't get the '08 nomination but settled for Sec of state and now making a run for the WH.

I honestly think a women would make a good US pres. but not one who's out for only herself. She does truly sicken me. Lies, dodges questions actually doesn't even take 'em. I bet she throws a tantrum if she doesn't get the brass ring. I'd rather see Bernie Sanders than her, at least he seems sincere and openly takes on the public.

Wait. Didn't Hillary and her lesbian lover murder Vince Foster? Right after she plundered Whitewater for a gazillion dollars? And then she planned the entire Benghazi attack? Followed up by stealing another gazillion dollars from the Clinton Foundation?

So why are you guys focusing on this trivial shit.

Now that's why I want to win this thing. Hillary's been a naughty girl.

I want to enter the drawing but am not sure which server I need to send my entry to

If Hillary becomes POTUS, I would imagine that Bill will sleep in a different bedroom because I think they are married in name only. Will Bill be allowed to sneak women in and/or hold parties?