Don Diego may be right...................

You better put up another talisman.

I believe we are heading for a collision with the Andromeda galaxy. Could be real messy around here in a few billion years. May need extra Talismen.

Nope, the sun will have long since burnt us up by then. Those red giants really warm things up. Get ready for the heat wave boys. Oh, buy sunblock 1,000,000,000. Your going to need it............Smokin'!!!!

There's also a black hole on Freemont Street south. It also requires protection.

Well, we just got back from an afternoon at the range....today I was better...just a little bit. Last month, DD was better.

At any rate, for old geezers, we are both pretty good shots...with all shots being in the 8-9-10 circle range (10 being the center of the target paper) and most shots being in the 9-10 circles. (I'm actually a bit more accurate with my .22 semi-automatic)

How many yards from the target are you?

Only 10 yards....however, from our bed headboard to the hallway door, it's a lot less than that...so I don't recommend any one trying to mess with us. Two somewhat old, somewhat crazy, Appalachian geezers packin' heat are not to be trifled with!! lol.

Real Appalachians would have shotguns.

DonDiego has his eye on something a might more effective than a shotgun:



And, . . . IT IS AVAILABLE ! ! !
At www.cannonsuperstore.com for a reduced price of $32,950.00 .
(Psst, . . . DonDiego can get it a mite cheaper, . . . bidding on this very gun starts over at www.gunbroker.com at only $27,500.00 .)

The only thing wrong with this 12 Pound Bronze Napoleon Civil War Cannon is that the original was employed by Battery B First Regiment Rhode Island Light Artillery; that is, it was on the wrong side in the War of Northern Aggression.

Watch out on those reloads DD, they take forever.