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Originally posted by: jatki99Such great news Mr Don Diego, I really hope it was wasn't too awful bad.

The first time DonDiego was situated beneath the awesome ray gun, he thought of that scene from Goldfinger.
The differences were that the beam directed at poor old DonDiego was invisible. DonDiego's pants were around his ankles; his privates concealed by nothing but a towel. And instead of Auric Goldfinger, a comely twenty-something young lady had assisted DonDiego in mounting the table, . . . pr'bly peeking to check out his package as best she could in the process; she vacated the room to avoid any ill effects from repetitive exposure to the death ray before the actual irradiation started.
Otherwise, . . . identical.