DonDiego says: "Have a Deadly Summer"

So, here are the statistics on the average animal-caused fatalities in the U.S. each year between 2001 and 2013.



Ref: The Washington Post

DonDiego especially cautions against encountering the wily and unexpectedly murderous cow.

On the other hand, . . . just how many kitten fatalities are caused by an unattended vacuum cleaner ? ? ?

I can't picture Dorothy & friends chanting "bees and dogs and cows, oh my!..bees and dogs and cows, oh my!!..bees and dogs and cows, oh my!!!
Then again, I'm a purist.

Things change, JM. Folks don’t seem to worry about lions and tigers and bears so much anymore, but even Dorothy would probably agree that killer cows gotta go.

We don’t really need cows for anything, anyway. Keep in mind, for instance, that Wheaties taste even better in beer than in milk.

And, on top of that, remember that bovine flatulence is contributing to global warming.

How much more convincing do we need?? Ban the Baleful Bovine!!

Two Words: Angus Beef



So, cows kill 20 folks in the US each year. A small [statistical] price to pay for such a scrumptious and nutritional comestible.

And besides, now that he is aware of the shrewd beasts' intent to commit manslaughter DonDiego will consider every encounter with a cow as a challenge. One on One !

Mano a Cowo !

OH wow, don't need cows for anything!? I'm definitely with Don Diego on this one, just think what we'd be missing!

Cow tipping there DD?