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Don
Don
May 19, 2011
2:56am
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Originally posted by: chefantwon
Damnit, the world can't end! I won't allow it until AFTER I get married, and I still haven't found the right woman yet!!!
Hmm, . . . DonDiego found the right woman. Perhaps chefantwon and he can negotiate.

hoops2
hoops2
May 19, 2011
2:56am
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Since the world is ending Saturday I hope the companies that took the ads also received a certified check
chefantwon
chefantwon
May 19, 2011
4:01am
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Originally posted by: billryan
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Originally posted by: chefantwon
Damnit, the world can't end! I won't allow it until AFTER I get married, and I still haven't found the right woman yet!!!



Anyone surprised?


That's supposed to mean??

One good thing, if it does end, it should happen AFTER the Preakness is over.
bardolator2
bardolator2
May 19, 2011
4:18am
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I have it on good authority- and Chefantwon would know this if he had paid attention to polka lyrics- that in heaven there is no beer. So I opened one at lunch time on the remote chance that the rapture would come and the even more remote chance that I would be taken up to heaven with the righteous.

In heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here,
And when we're gone from here,
Chefantwon will be drinking all our beer.

chefantwon
chefantwon
May 19, 2011
4:28am
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Originally posted by: bardolator2
I have it on good authority- and Chefantwon would know this if he had paid attention to polka lyrics- that in heaven there is no beer. So I opened one at lunch time on the remote chance that the rapture would come and the even more remote chance that I would be taken up to heaven with the righteous.

In heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here,
And when we're gone from here,
Chefantwon will be drinking all our beer.


But alas Bard, my body can't have any beer anymore. Although heaven HAS to have beer in it, how else would those monks make some of the best beers known to man??

However, in hell, beer would be just forever out of reach. Allowing people to suffer that much more.
KayPea
KayPea
May 19, 2011
4:42am
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Originally posted by: bardolator2
in heaven there is no beer


How can it be heaven if there is no beer (or no dogs).
double_zero
double_zero
May 19, 2011
9:14am
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My airconditioning went out today the parts will not be in until Tuesday. I hope this is not a sign of things to come...its very warm in here.
melbedewy
melbedewy
May 19, 2011
9:30am
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Originally posted by: MoneyLA
this was in the very sophisticated part of west Los Angeles near Santa Monica.. the recycling capital of the world where it is hoped that trees and clean air will last forever.

Yeah, but the pension system is about to go broke in 3 years.
Pyramid_GM
Pyramid_GM
May 19, 2011
12:04pm
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It isn't the end of the world..Its Preakness day!!!!
chefantwon
chefantwon
May 19, 2011
12:08pm
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Originally posted by: Pyramid_GM
It isn't the end of the world..Its Preakness day!!!!


According to the web site, all of the bad stuff isn't supposed to happen until 6PM, so the race is safe.
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