Duplicate post, disregard

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Originally posted by: Liondownnow
This thread is clearly where the cool kids hang out!! LOL. It's refreshing to open a thread and laugh. I'd never have guessed it was this easy.


Can someone unlock the door and let me in? Or do I need to just peak through the crack in the curtains?
This is perhaps the first time in his life that poor, old DonDiego has hung out with the cool kids, . . . excepting perhaps that time, . . . just a few years ago, . . . when DonDiego was voted "The Sexiest Person on LVA". So far as he knows he still holds the title.
I remember Don Diego pondering whether it was OK to be naked in front of his dog.

If I remember correctly, DonDiego said it was OK as long as his member was bigger than the dog's. Otherwise the dog may assume the dog was the master.

Don Diego never said if he actually got naked in front of his dog.

Maybe that was removed as a duplicate post.

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Originally posted by: jphelan
I remember Don Diego pondering whether it was OK to be naked in front of his dog.

If I remember correctly, DonDiego said it was OK as long as his member was bigger than the dog's. Otherwise the dog may assume the dog was the master.

Don Diego never said if he actually got naked in front of his dog.

Maybe that was removed as a duplicate post.
Actually, if DonDiego remembers correctly (and it was some time ago), DonDiego's comments on this matter pertained to his cat. He has never owned a dog. A dog, by its nature, embraces subservience.

For the record, DonDiego has been naked in front of more than one cat, . . . but to his knowledge no dogs.


So long as it was a dot-dot and not an exclamation point.
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
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Originally posted by: jphelan
I remember Don Diego pondering whether it was OK to be naked in front of his dog.

If I remember correctly, DonDiego said it was OK as long as his member was bigger than the dog's. Otherwise the dog may assume the dog was the master.

Don Diego never said if he actually got naked in front of his dog.

Maybe that was removed as a duplicate post.
Actually, if DonDiego remembers correctly (and it was some time ago), DonDiego's comments on this matter pertained to his cat. He has never owned a dog. A dog, by its nature, embraces subservience.

For the record, DonDiego has been naked in front of more than one cat, . . . but to his knowledge no dogs.


Let me guess, the cats were not impressed.
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Originally posted by: Zigggy
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Originally posted by: jatki99
A guy walks into a bar.......................



...... sees a 16 year old italian belly dancer .......


How do you know she was 16, let alone italian.
Or is the dancer even a she?

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Originally posted by: chefantwon
Let me guess, the cats were not impressed.
chefantwon has a clear understanding of feline psychology.

Many years ago, . . . a long time before DonDiego met his real-true-love and current ball-and-chain teechur, . . . DonDiego spent the night at a girlfriend's house. She owned a pussy cat.
DonDiego cannot be 100% positive that this mouser observed "Buster Thunderstick", but there is a distinct probability that he did.
Upon awakening the following morning DonDiego reached down to retrieve his t-shirt from the floor and discovered it covered in cat pee-pee.
Good thing Kitty didn't think it was a scratching post....
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Originally posted by: johnzimbo
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Originally posted by: Liondownnow
This thread is clearly where the cool kids hang out!! LOL. It's refreshing to open a thread and laugh. I'd never have guessed it was this easy.


Can someone unlock the door and let me in? Or do I need to just peak through the crack in the curtains?


Did you loose the key to this post?

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