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Ebola - What Should the Gubmint Do?

Boilerman

Oct 14, 2014
9:33am

I would point out that Obama can't be trusted to tell the truth, but that would only cause Forkie and Chilly to tell us about Richard Nixon lies.

malibber2

Oct 14, 2014
9:53am

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[Rick Perry]The Government Just Needs To Get Out Of The Way. The Job Creators Will Take Care Of It.[/Rick Perry]

alanleroyII

Oct 14, 2014
11:19am

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We should just deploy our medical robots to wrap the Ebola Victims in protective plastic covers which retain all their bodily fluids. The machines then just unwrap and dispose of the old protective cover, clean and rewrap the victims daily. Of course this is just a stop gap until we can spray the whole area with the antidote....er...I mean with the gasified serum.

snidely333

Oct 14, 2014
11:48am

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You know how zombies spread by infecting others with their bite... Ebola can be stopped the same way. Since there's not enough antidote medicine to go around, we take the bodily fluids of a cured person and spread it to the sick as a cure and to the naive patients as a vaccine.

alanleroyII

Oct 14, 2014
12:04pm

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Originally posted by: snidely333 Since there's not enough antidote medicine to go around, we take the bodily fluids of a cured person and spread it to the sick as a cure and to the naive patients as a vaccine.

Isn't that what's known as a serum?

pjstroh

Oct 14, 2014
12:25pm

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I'm not even sure Ebola exists. Only 97% of doctors think its a real disease so its really kind-of an open question isn't it? We better not do anything until we know for sure.

malibber2

Oct 14, 2014
1:54pm

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I am telling you the guys from Hobby Lobby created it.

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I'm not even sure Ebola exists. Only 97% of doctors think its a real disease so its really kind-of an open question isn't it? We better not do anything until we know for sure.

Don

Oct 15, 2014
2:33am

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UH-OH !

This is getting S-E-R-I-O-U-S !

15 October 2014
"President Obama won't be traveling to New Jersey and Connecticut later today, as he had been planning to do. There he was going to raise money for Democrats up for reelection in November. Instead, Obama is going to be hosting Cabinet members for a meeting on Ebola."

Canceling a fund-raising trip? The Obama? Unbelievable!

chefantwon

Oct 15, 2014
8:14am

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Originally posted by: DonDiego
UH-OH !

This is getting S-E-R-I-O-U-S !

15 October 2014
"President Obama won't be traveling to New Jersey and Connecticut later today, as he had been planning to do. There he was going to raise money for Democrats up for reelection in November. Instead, Obama is going to be hosting Cabinet members for a meeting on Ebola."

Canceling a fund-raising trip? The Obama? Unbelievable!

Holy sh!t! Obama missed a fund raiser?

jatki

Oct 15, 2014
8:26am

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Originally posted by: chefantwon

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Originally posted by: DonDiego
UH-OH !

This is getting S-E-R-I-O-U-S !

15 October 2014
"President Obama won't be traveling to New Jersey and Connecticut later today, as he had been planning to do. There he was going to raise money for Democrats up for reelection in November. Instead, Obama is going to be hosting Cabinet members for a meeting on Ebola."

Canceling a fund-raising trip? The Obama? Unbelievable!

Holy sh!t! Obama missed a fund raiser?

HUH!? Holy shit in a handbasket, it's no longer a conspiracy, this must be the real deal. All hands on deck!

Now if any golf games start getting cancelled, I'm definitely going below ground.

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