Ebola - What Should the Gubmint Do?

The flu may very well mutate into a virus that makes your dick fly off. Just ask Breitbart.com (or Boilerman) - they'll fill you in with everything you need to know.

The dreaded peckerfly flu.

Does it drop off or fly off?

peckerflop flu?

So will my balls fly off too? I gotta make plans

What plans would you make knowing that?

He needs to get his ball jar ready.

Wow. Sack attack flu AND peckerfly flu?? That would be my definition of a really bad day.

Four page one threads about Ebola, none about Gluten.

Well, you could contact American Panascope, a subsidiary of ACHI. I know they make testicle replacements. Joe Banks used to work there but he quit. Frank Waturi would be your contact. He keeps a demo set on his desk, only slightly fondled.