Hey ! The nearby "cruise" thread reminded poor old DonDiego of the solar eclipse he cruised under in 1998, and that reminded him of the solar eclipse he drove to in Virginia Beach, VA with college buddies in 1970, . . . but never mind about those.
There is a solar eclipse scheduled to cross right over the Good Ole' USofA on 21 August next year, . . . and if the reader can possibly get to somewhere in the path of totality, he should. It is worth seeing. No matter what. But the reader must place himself within the 60-mile-wide total eclipse shadow or it ain't worth crap. So get there. DO IT!
Although the eclipse path does cross the southern Appalachians, DonDiego has been planning to head West, as the chance of clear skies is somewhat better.
He's already learned that in some places, . . . like, f'rinstance, Casper, Wyoming it's already difficult to find lodging over the weekend preceding the Monday astronomical event.
It's pr'bly worse over in Idaho, where lots of the bigwig professional astronomical types are planning to "observe the event".
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST PARTY EVER and it's gonna extend from Oregon to South Carolina. So even if DonDiego's pleading for the reader to see the event has not convinced the reader, the reader doesn't wanna miss the party, does he ?
SO FIND A PLACE ! Like, say one were interested in watching the eclipse with some college girls; the path of totality passes right over Clemson University in South Carolina. (DonDiego personally finds college girls a mite too frisky.)
Anyway, . . . here's a map:

And here's an interactive map, so's one can zoom-in and nose around to find a suitable location:
Eclipse 21 August 2017
So, . . . now the reader has no excuse.
Oh, . . . and by the way, if by some chance the reader misses the 2017 solar eclipse, there's another chance to see one in 2024.
Here's a map"

n.b. If the reader really, really does't want to miss these astronomical phenomena he could relocate to Carbondale, Illinois and just stay home to see both of them.
There is a solar eclipse scheduled to cross right over the Good Ole' USofA on 21 August next year, . . . and if the reader can possibly get to somewhere in the path of totality, he should. It is worth seeing. No matter what. But the reader must place himself within the 60-mile-wide total eclipse shadow or it ain't worth crap. So get there. DO IT!
Although the eclipse path does cross the southern Appalachians, DonDiego has been planning to head West, as the chance of clear skies is somewhat better.
He's already learned that in some places, . . . like, f'rinstance, Casper, Wyoming it's already difficult to find lodging over the weekend preceding the Monday astronomical event.
It's pr'bly worse over in Idaho, where lots of the bigwig professional astronomical types are planning to "observe the event".
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST PARTY EVER and it's gonna extend from Oregon to South Carolina. So even if DonDiego's pleading for the reader to see the event has not convinced the reader, the reader doesn't wanna miss the party, does he ?
SO FIND A PLACE ! Like, say one were interested in watching the eclipse with some college girls; the path of totality passes right over Clemson University in South Carolina. (DonDiego personally finds college girls a mite too frisky.)
Anyway, . . . here's a map:

And here's an interactive map, so's one can zoom-in and nose around to find a suitable location:
Eclipse 21 August 2017
So, . . . now the reader has no excuse.
Oh, . . . and by the way, if by some chance the reader misses the 2017 solar eclipse, there's another chance to see one in 2024.
Here's a map"

n.b. If the reader really, really does't want to miss these astronomical phenomena he could relocate to Carbondale, Illinois and just stay home to see both of them.