Eight More People Come Forward And Claim Aliens Abducted Them

Eight is a lot. I reckon we need no more evidence.

I would prefer the company of aliens right now.

The liberal media conspiracy is soooo unfair!!

Good to see that forky has time at 4am to post this

That's the cast of that new show coming up on TBS in a few weeks.

I saw them at MSS!

I was abducted from the California parking garage and they sent me back to the Mirage.
Saved me a trip! WAY faster than Uber. They were not interested in me,so they transported me off of their ship!
"Our mistake,we don't want you."