Essay on the Failure of "Social Justice" and the Impending Civil War

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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Forkies not smart enough to understand Chafraho's comment? How funny...
Actually, I'm just not fluent in Palin. Maybe you could translate.
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Good News, DonDiego! I understand there are still plenty of vacancies left at Glenn Beck's Libertarian Commune.

Hah! Been there, . . . Done that.



Although, . . . . . some communes were better than others.



But, nah !
DonDiego is happily retired and living the good life already. "Living off the land" sounds a mite less appealing every passing day.
Since you can't figure it out, I'll provide some help.

If the nutty, whining, urban losers bring their aggressions to the good ole country boys in the Arklahoma Ozarks, the nutty, whining, urban losers will get hurt. While I'm not specifically familiar with this group of country boys, I suspect they're similar to those who live in rural Indiana.


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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Forkies not smart enough to understand Chafraho's comment? How funny...
Actually, I'm just not fluent in Palin. Maybe you could translate.


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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Since you can't figure it out, I'll provide some help.

If the nutty, whining, urban losers bring their aggressions to the good ole country boys in the Arklahoma Ozarks, the nutty, whining, urban losers will get hurt...
Oh my mistake. Chafraho was writing in a George Wallace/Lester Maddox/Bull Connor dialect. Thanks for clearing that up!


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Originally posted by: chafraho
The Arklahoma Ozarks area is also likely to be immune to the first rounds of "the initial skirmishes" during "the Impending Civil War". Not quite sure about latter rounds, but the "likely vagrants, insurrectionists, urbanites, wastrels, anarchists, ne'er-do-wells, zealots, and true-belivers [sic] engaging in metropolitan combat, . . . at least until they run out of metropolises" will really, Really, REALLY have to work hard to get a foothold here. I'd wish them success, but, this is my home. Sorry, "vagrants, insurrectionists, urbanites, wastrels, anarchists, ne'er-do-wells, zealots.., true-belivers engaging in metropolitan combat".., [and] "outside agitators." Nothing personal to it.

Just so's them troublemakers know with whom they're dealing, . . . Rooster Cogburn was once The Law in the Arklahoma Ozarks.



"Fill your hand, you Son-of-a-Bitch !"
Is there anything in Arklahoma worth fighting over would be my question. These places are called flyover states for a reason.
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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Good News, DonDiego! I understand there are still plenty of vacancies left at Glenn Beck's Libertarian Commune.

Hurry! Space is limited.


Is that real or a satire? I can't tell. It is funny though. Glen Beck used to be pretty good. He was funny and had a wry humor about him. Then he got off the booze and drugs. Oh well.
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Originally posted by: billryan
Is there anything in Arklahoma worth fighting over would be my question. These places are called flyover states for a reason.

DonDiego supposes billryan is unlikely to find anything worth fighting over.





But some folks might.
May I suggest an experiment. Hit a nice locals bar in the Arklahoma Ozarks, and test out your whining with the boys, telling them about government entitlements being too stingy. Then please report back.


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Originally posted by: forkushV
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Originally posted by: Boilerman
Since you can't figure it out, I'll provide some help.

If the nutty, whining, urban losers bring their aggressions to the good ole country boys in the Arklahoma Ozarks, the nutty, whining, urban losers will get hurt...
Oh my mistake. Chafraho was writing in a George Wallace/Lester Maddox/Bull Connor dialect. Thanks for clearing that up!


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