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tonyrob
tonyrob
Feb 14, 2013
12:15pm
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I went to see the optometrist today - I said, " I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." He asked , "Have you ever seen a doctor?" I said, "No, just spots." Hmmm . . .
Rock'n Rick
Rock'n Rick
Feb 14, 2013
9:15pm
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Rick
Lee O
Lee O
Feb 14, 2013
10:17pm
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I thought you were calling into work with an Eye problem,
" Couldn't see coming in on a day like today "
Blade
Blade
Feb 15, 2013
2:35am
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Originally posted by: tonyrob
I went to see the optometrist today - I said, " I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." He asked , "Have you ever seen a doctor?" I said, "No, just spots." Hmmm . . .I said, "I would like a second opinon" - He said, "OK, you're ugly too"


I finished it for you!


gailtherese
gailtherese
Feb 15, 2013
8:04am
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Originally posted by: Blade
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Originally posted by: tonyrob
I went to see the optometrist today - I said, " I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." He asked , "Have you ever seen a doctor?" I said, "No, just spots." Hmmm . . .I said, "I would like a second opinon" - He said, "OK, you're ugly too"


I finished it for you!



marlo36
marlo36
Feb 15, 2013
5:20pm
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Originally posted by: Lee O
I thought you were calling into work with an Eye problem,
" Couldn't see coming in on a day like today "


Or you could say that you have anal blindness, because you can't see your ass going into work today.
Blade
Blade
Feb 18, 2013
1:57am
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Originally posted by: marlo36
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Originally posted by: Lee O
I thought you were calling into work with an Eye problem,
" Couldn't see coming in on a day like today "


Or you could say that you have anal blindness, because you've got your head stuck-up your ass.


I corrected it for you.

Lee O
Lee O
Feb 18, 2013
5:45am
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You guys are funny!
Rock'n Rick
Rock'n Rick
Feb 18, 2013
9:57pm
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Originally posted by: Lee O


You guys are funny!


Yeah, maybe they should be on a stage

.............................................................. there's one leaving in about 10 minutes.


Rick
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