Famous Last Words in Appalachia

The most common last words here'bouts in Appalachia are: "Hey, watch this !" These words are usually spoken in the presence of liquor, beer, fireworks, pick-up trucks, and/or firearms.

Example: Uh Oh! Shotgun.
HEY! I resemble that remark! SHEESH,i hate stereotyping. All the items listed were usually all or mostly present on the "boys" weekends us guys would go on.

Seriously,it is a hilarious statement and tribute to good ol' boys everywhere made famous by foxworthy. While true sometimes,but rarely, one only sees the dumbass things shthat make the news(like this video,which if real is hilarious!). Nope, we all came back with all digits and hair intact. If anyone remembers my old avatar that was a boys weekend up at the cabin.

JOHN
For God's sake, man!! Remember, the shotgun must be held PERFECTLY STILL while peering down the barrel.
Just another reason we need to cull the herd !
What a moron.

Way down south it goes more like....

"Hold my Beer and watch this..."
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