F'd up Poker games

That could also be called JFK, or Slick Willie

The Chris Christie...wait, that's a bridge game that is closed to most players

The Marco Rubio....lowball, since the smallest hand wins

Damn I wish I had seen "Marco Rubio" before last night.

But "Basket of Deplorables" was a big hit

Criss Cross everyone gets two cards then five cards are dealt in the form of a cross. Three in a row and one above and below the center card. The person next to the dealer than picks and turns over any of the four cards not the center card. Betting then pick and turn over another continues until only the center card is left. Then the center card is flipped and is wild with a final round of betting. You use your two cards and three cards up and down or across to make a five card hand.

We've played that, but I believe we call it "mind the gap"