Flagellating a Deceased Equine

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Originally posted by: FrankKneeland
I've retitled the thread to something more appropriate.
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You know what they say. When life gives you horses make viande chevaline. Now, do you want to sell more books or not? We're here to help so let's get started.

1. Is there any sex in the book?
2. Who is the target audience?
3. Is there any gratuitous violence in the book?

Come on everyone...Frank needs us. Throw out an idea to help him sell some more books! Here's a couple of ideas just to get us started...

1. Virtual book tour.
2. Signed copies at no extra cost for Christmas Gifts.
3. Hell, sign them all. You can't have that many copies lying around....can you?
4. Sexier title.
I applaud you for finally providing an argument in support of your statement. That places you ahead of numerous others who post here. Welcome to Level Two.

Here is a quote from one of your previous posts: "Since the thread is now filling up with people commenting in a thread that was not supposed to be for comments, I see no point in continuing it. "

To advance to Level Three, you need to sign off a topic when you say you will. Resist the urge to answer digs from people like me. And don't start a second identical topic as a dodge. That's cheating.
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: FrankKneeland
I've retitled the thread to something more appropriate.
.

You know what they say. When life gives you horses make viande chevaline. Now, do you want to sell more books or not? We're here to help so let's get started.

1. Is there any sex in the book?
2. Who is the target audience?
3. Is there any gratuitous violence in the book?

Come on everyone...Frank needs us. Throw out an idea to help him sell some more books! Here's a couple of ideas just to get us started...

1. Virtual book tour.
2. Signed copies at no extra cost for Christmas Gifts.
3. Hell, sign them all. You can't have that many copies lying around....can you?
4. Sexier title.


I believe I tried that dish in Belgium when I was a kid. Small world.

Though I appreciate the concern there's no need. My current primary income comes from product prototype related stuff and things and isn't even related to gambling or books.

~FK
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Originally posted by: bardolator2
I applaud you for finally providing an argument in support of your statement. That places you ahead of numerous others who post here. Welcome to Level Two.

Here is a quote from one of your previous posts: "Since the thread is now filling up with people commenting in a thread that was not supposed to be for comments, I see no point in continuing it. "

To advance to Level Three, you need to sign off a topic when you say you will. Resist the urge to answer digs from people like me. And don't start a second identical topic as a dodge. That's cheating.


OK, I will resist the urge...and moreover I would like to expressly state that I have nothing to say, nor can I contribute at this time by adding subtracting or in anyway altering what you have already said with additional information confirmatory or dis-confirmatory in nature. I will instead remain silent and say, "nothing".

Is your book about the hottest men and women alive?
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Originally posted by: FrankKneeland
Could we please keep this thread just for people that have PURCHASED A COPY OF MY BOOK. Otherwise it's going to be hard to make a count. I'm assuming that none of the people that just posted have purchased books. But since their posts do not expressly state this, I'll have to count them, because I said only post in this thread if you have purchased a book.

IF YOU HAVE NOT BOUGHT MY BOOK DON'T POST IN THIS THREAD.

Thanks!

For general comments just post in that other mega-thread.


Normally I wouldn't post in a thread like this, but since you "yelled" in all caps that I shouldn't, I will.
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