Fascinating. The best America can do is Clinton and Trump.
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black.
What's the only thing that can stop Donald Trump? A Cruz missile.
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Trump: "It's not a toupee, I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."