Frankie the Valet

This is a funny thread.
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Originally posted by: friedmush
This is a funny thread.


Yes, it is.

I didn't post it to be funny but if you find it amusing so be it . I thought it would be intersting to get some feedback on the valet story from someone we know through this board ,
I am from Boston and I always seek out as much info from the boards before I head back out every spring .

Those I do seek out are mostly the locals such as SueCasey, Rizzo and the frequent visitors like Bags ,Money LA ,and many more not mentioned.

Thanks for the posts . Frankie I am still waiting on your most recent casino run.
linky for Frankie

Sorry,just had to.

Frankie's casino runs stories are good but I can't understand the fascination some of you have with parking cars. Job A. Get in car, park car. Run back. Job B. Run to car. Return to pick up point. Maybe if you're lucky you can combine both jobs into one. Park car A and return in car B. Maybe valets have a fancy name for that. Maybe they call it an "in-N-out". You'll feel like a real insider if you know that kind of stuff.

Next thing you know a cocktail waitress will gain fame writing about the complicated job of distributing complimentary cocktails on the casino floor. ooooh.
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Originally posted by: snidely333
Frankie's casino runs stories are good but I can't understand the fascination some of you have with parking cars. Job A. Get in car, park car. Run back. Job B. Run to car. Return to pick up point. Maybe if you're lucky you can combine both jobs into one. Park car A and return in car B. Maybe valets have a fancy name for that. Maybe they call it an "in-N-out". You'll feel like a real insider if you know that kind of stuff.

Next thing you know a cocktail waitress will gain fame writing about the complicated job of distributing complimentary cocktails on the casino floor. ooooh.

It would seem simple until a hotel valet can't find your car in time for you to make a flight home. That actually happened to me at the Paris. They "lost" my rental car. When they finally found the car, it was too late for me to catch my flight home. What made matters worse was, the Paris wouldn't give me any compensation for their valet losing my car. No offer of a room for the extra night, no offer of extra expenses incurred by still having to deliver the car to the airport facility and having to cab it back and forth the next day to wherever I had to stay the extra night, not to mention airline change fees for my flight home. That visit was my 8th stay there. It was also my final stay there.

Every interactional working person who encounters people on vacation need to understand that their income is requisite on the service that they provide. Don't expect income when that service ruins or alters an expected enjoyable experience.

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Originally posted by: snidely333
Frankie's casino runs stories are good but I can't understand the fascination some of you have with parking cars. Job A. Get in car, park car. Run back. Job B. Run to car. Return to pick up point. Maybe if you're lucky you can combine both jobs into one. Park car A and return in car B. Maybe valets have a fancy name for that. Maybe they call it an "in-N-out". You'll feel like a real insider if you know that kind of stuff.

Next thing you know a cocktail waitress will gain fame writing about the complicated job of distributing complimentary cocktails on the casino floor. ooooh.


Someone already did. Cocktail Dollie.
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Originally posted by: snidely333
Frankie's casino runs stories are good but I can't understand the fascination some of you have with parking cars. Job A. Get in car, park car. Run back. Job B. Run to car. Return to pick up point. Maybe if you're lucky you can combine both jobs into one. Park car A and return in car B. Maybe valets have a fancy name for that. Maybe they call it an "in-N-out". You'll feel like a real insider if you know that kind of stuff.

Next thing you know a cocktail waitress will gain fame writing about the complicated job of distributing complimentary cocktails on the casino floor. ooooh.


Oops double post. Go to cocktaildoll.com

She does not post on there anymore but funny stuff.
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