Some one snagged my idea for a new post about the game of BJ.
They want to do only Las Vegas posts too!
I'm not a sports guy but it was difficult to resist the superbowl hyperbole,lately.
OK,I'm the Seattle boy and I did NOT pick the Seattle team to win.
This is also NOT about sports,it's about video poker,anyway.
I saw the latest info on VP,just a while ago.
I'm gong to be downtown in...27 days and EYE want the best bang for my buck(S).
I'll go Alaska air.
I'll stay at MSS and The Fremont.
I'll play Pick E'm poker at The Fremont.
I'll go shooting at The Gun Store on the Second.Looking at a .40,maybe.(I'm little).
I'll watch my buddy shoot a MAH-DEUCE at an outdoor range,too.
I'll drink beer and play a LOT of video poker.(Mostly at MSS).
I'll play BJ and craps at The Downtown Grand.
I'll not do the brothels,this time.(But it was fun,last time).
I'll have fun,I promise.
I'll take pix,I promise.
I'll do the Slotzilla,maybe.
Oh hell,it will be boring.
'Vegas(Downtown) has not lost it's spark for me,yet.
HA HA HA! (SEE?).
Yes,I'm ONLY doing Las Vegas topics,here.
BJ,craps,VP,beer and boobies,freaks and FSE(freaks standing everywhere),buffets,late night eateries,left overs in the hotel refer for breakfast with coffee,then waking up and ask myself...
"Where in the hell am I?",4 days in a row.
"Where did all of these chips come from?"
"Why do I have a bra in my pocket?"(Where is the lady that fits this?")
"Who was buying shots,last night?"
"Why is there eyebrow make up on my forehead?"
Don't ask for roomkeeping,hang the "No Moleste" sign,please.
Don't talk to me for 2 hours.I'll be "Up and att'em around 3 PM.
Guns? Not today,Ralph.Gimme 2 aspirins and a beer.See ya later.
"Yeah,Room service,send up 3 Coronas no lime, and put it on my room tab, please .Yeah, this is Dave in room
1512".
With all of these chips in my pocket,I may as well go down stairs and see what's up.
Maybe I can meet some people that are fun to talk to/gamble with.
It's the people that I meet that are really the fun part,anyway.
Some tell jokes,some are ass holes and really angry,some are just happy to be there.
I'll be happy to be there.
Then, there are intelligent plays at the BJ tables.
OOPS! I won't sit at 3rd base,when I'm that messed up.
Watch the cards,dummy.
Pay attention and don't fall off of the stool,dummy.
"Yeah,I'm in this hotel,but I don't know my room number,I'll need help,here".
Yes,I have been there.
BIG security dudes have helped me to my room B-4.
Just one on my arm,one for back up.
"Is this your room?"
"Ah dunno,let's try the card(Burp)"
"Good night,Dave".
That was kinda fun.
Drunken white boy in a foreign country.
The bed was very comfy.
I didn't sleep,I passed out.
The room was already paid for.
What a country.
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