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https://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/19/us/tsa-to-remove-invasive-body-scanners.html?_r=0

I say bring back the good ole pat down.

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Originally posted by: O2bnVegas
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The news item? 19th Jan - 2013




DonDiego mourns the passing of the ACE [Airport Crotch Examination] devices.

One of the thrills of modern travel for him has been hearing the repressed nervous tittering of the female TSA agents as they beheld his manliness.
Was the "nervous tittering" actually stifled laughter?
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Originally posted by: drmilled
Was the "nervous tittering" actually stifled laughter?


In my case YES
Easy come easy go
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Originally posted by: DonDiego
DonDiego mourns the passing of the ACE [Airport Crotch Examination] devices.

One of the thrills of modern travel for him has been hearing the repressed nervous tittering of the female TSA agents as they beheld his manliness.


Were they holding up a McDonalds fry while they were tittering?
And - did you ever hear them ask if you would like to Supersize that?

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Originally posted by: O2bnVegas
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Come to think of it, that's what the female TSA agent asked me.

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