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Originally posted by: chafraho
My religious beliefs require that I refrain from any commerce, agreement or discourse with those shod with sandals.
Originally posted by: chafraho
My religious beliefs require that I refrain from any commerce, agreement or discourse with those shod with sandals.
Funny you should mention that, chafraho.
Way back when, like in colonial times or something, I believe it was Patrick Dorkwilly who said, “Give me liberty, or give me stinky sandals.”
Shortly after that, he died, gasping for breath. Reportedly, his last words were, “What the hell is that smell?”
Anyway, Pat had several sons, and just before he expired, he swore a curse upon mankind, to be carried out by his as yet unborn progeny, whom he prophesied would someday be called chilcoot, forkush, malibber, and marcisdave, all of whose last names would, of course, be Dorkwilly.
Patrick Dorkwilly’s curse is why LVA is what it is today.
It’s also why the REALLY far out shit that sometimes shows up here can always be traced back to a Dorkwilly or two.
