Hampshire college

That explains all.

It would be my kid's last day (and dollar) at that place.

I have to say this warmed my heart a bit. It was nice to see a horde of actual veterans descend on the college all armed with flags, show the little play doh ,coloring book cupcakes what the flag actually means. These sheltered, completely ignorant kids actually have no idea whatsoever what life is like in the inner city, I'm certain it's all garnered from the media.