Hard Rock: Andrew Dice Clay

Side Stage seats are $29 (regularly $68, including fees), or upgrade to Center Stage seating for $45 (regularly $90, including fees). Showtimes are at 9 p.m. on the following dates:

• March 14-17 and 28-31
• April 11-14 and 18-21
• May 9-12 and 23-26

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a little too low on the raunch ladder for me.
I hope Dice has come up with some new material.... The old stuff is SO BORING.

Little Boy Blue............He needed the money.
Hickory Dicker Dock, the clock struck two I dropped my..................
His 15 minutes were up about 15 years ago. I always thought the prerequisite for being a comedian was to be funny.

I think I saw him at the Trop Comedy Store in the late 80's.
In the same show was the guy that says, "So you think you're a redneck!" Andrew Dice Clay entered the showroom with a lit cigarette, and after standing there a few minutes said, " So I was fucking this girl in the ass..!"" What a way to start a show. Jeff Foxworthy was the other comedian!
I fail to see the humor- just another filthy mouthed cretin.
Hickory Dickory Dock,

Bag's is still trying to get his laptop.....................
To each his own. You can have Donnie and Marie and all that other squeaky clean stuff. Give me something raunchy. It's what makes me laugh.
Forget the laptop loyd! I'm getting it back soon!
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