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I'd say America is getting Fluked .....thanks Sandra!

Maybe this is the Left's "War on Men"?

Fixed!

Absolutely, that's one definition.

Of course Republicans are willing to spend money lots of money on birth control programs - but they need it to be the ineffectual programs that teach chastity and don't make baby jesus cry.

Condoms are very effective

That's not the point. The point is to let the Constitution be the law of the land and not have healthcare influenced by religion. But you already know that.

Right-o! Condoms could be the difference between..

Sorry children, but I must sell the lot of ya to the institute


or
Why yes, I can walk right down to the chemists and with my head held high, say "Harry! I'd like to buy a prophylactic..a black mamba or a french tickler..!"



But this is really a Catholic vs Protestant issue.

And I'll just close with this little diddy..

There are Jews in the world there are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them

I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six-footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on you're
A Catholic the moment Dad came

Because every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God get quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine and mine and mine

Let the pagan spill theirs
Over mountain, hill, and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Songwriters
HOWMAN, DAVID/JACQUEMIN, ANDRE/PALIN, MICHAEL

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