Quote
Originally posted by: snidely333
I can't do anything to prevent war or solve the world's problems. Worrying about it won't help. In fact, like carbon credits, I'd like to pay DonDiego to worry for me.
Until then, I'm stocking up on canned soup and bottled water.
OK ! At last a business in which DonDiego can guarantee himself an income for life - "Worrying by Proxy". It'd be great to get paid for something he's gonna do anyway!
DonDiego is cogitatin' on his business model, . . . like, does he charge based on the time he spends worrying, or based on the size of the worriment - like worrying about Armageddon is more expensive than worrying about, say, inflation; economic depression is somewhere in between. Perhaps potential customers could offer their preferences.
Anyway, . . . just as an aside, . . . the expiration dates on current production of things like Campbell's Soup and SPAM are already into 2014, . . . Chicken of the Sea Tuna is into 2015! The economic collapse in the US is likely well before then, . . .pr'bly sometime after the November elections. So snidely333 is wise to be purchasing canned goods; just be sure to check expiration dates - low-paid clerks may not stock the shelves with fresher goods to the back, as they should.