How about a "Spew Your Bile Here" thread?

My boss just sent out a staff-wide email thanking my coworker for the work I did. That's Bu!!$hit!!
When I was in denial about being an alcoholic ( 20 years ago) I SWORE they started making the glass bottles thicker so they could put less vodka in the bottles- thereby saving money.

..talk about paranoid, huh?
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Originally posted by: Julie G
My boss just sent out a staff-wide email thanking my coworker for the work I did. That's Bu!!$hit!!


You must work at the same place I do.


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Originally posted by: noahcat
When I was in denial about being an alcoholic ( 20 years ago) I SWORE they started making the glass bottles thicker so they could put less vodka in the bottles- thereby saving money.

..talk about paranoid, huh?

Noahcat, I love you and all that, but you stopped drinking too soon.

I've been making careful measurements over the past few decades or so, and the bastards ARE making the glass thicker.

So it isn't really paranoia at all, is it??

NOOOOOOO...it isn't. It's reality.

And reality is for people who can't face booze.




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Originally posted by: clcjim
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Originally posted by: noahcat
When I was in denial about being an alcoholic ( 20 years ago) I SWORE they started making the glass bottles thicker so they could put less vodka in the bottles- thereby saving money.

..talk about paranoid, huh?

Noahcat, I love you and all that, but you stopped drinking too soon.

I've been making careful measurements over the past few decades or so, and the bastards ARE making the glass thicker.

So it isn't really paranoia at all, is it??

NOOOOOOO...it isn't. It's reality.

And reality is for people who can't face booze.



Yea, but beer still comes in 12 oz cans, although they do have those half cans...

I swear since I stopped drinking and smoking I've gotten more offers in the mail for both beer and smokes.

I've got a serious "spewing of the bile".I found out a few weeks ago while at dialysis that almost every single hispanic in the clinic getting treated is illegal. HUH?,you say. Me too,whos paying for it?Medicare. Thats about 20K per month folks. And we wonder why medicare is broke.

J
Figures.....
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Originally posted by: jatki99
I've got a serious "spewing of the bile".I found out a few weeks ago while at dialysis that almost every single hispanic in the clinic getting treated is illegal. HUH?,you say. Me too,whos paying for it?Medicare. Thats about 20K per month folks. And we wonder why medicare is broke.

J


Maybe you could go to Mexico and get your treatment at no cost?
Of course they will take the valuable organs you do have.
lol


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