How to Live to 110

Sometime around 1945 Agnes Fenton was diagnosed with a benign tumor. Her physician advised her: "Agnes, you must drink three Miller High Lifes a day." So Mrs. Fenton has enjoyed three beers and a shot of scotch every day for almost 70 years. She prefers Johnnie Walker Blue Label, the top-shelf stuff.
[Apparently, the Scotch was her own idea. - DD]

On 1 August 2015 she celebrated her 110th birthday.

Dr. Kenneth Wasserman, Fenton’s personal physician for close to 20 years, can’t explain her astonishing longevity. Declining to go into details, he said: “The few things she’s had wrong with her have disappeared in ways they should not have. Her health has been phenomenal. … She’s completely, thoroughly amazing.”

Unfortunately for Fenton, the daily booze is now history. Because she eats little now (her favorite foods are chicken wings, green beans and sweet potatoes), the caregivers do not want her to have alcohol.
[Sons-of-Bitches ! - DD]

Ref: northjersey.com
They used to think Miller High Life was Beer? Man have we advanced. I bet Google even has her DNA for longevity research.
God bless you, Agnes. Here's a "champagne of beer" for you. And many more
If my calculations are correct, this means I will live to 284. Must remember to put a little extra into the retirement account...

Pffft.....And ya'll want more health care.
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