The human gaffe machine did it again today

So THAT'S what you are doing over this? Roulette Man, TMI.

"Butt Buddy" is a legal term in Southpark County, Colorado proposed by the Governor to distinguish between a married-male-gay-couple as opposed to a married-man-and-wife.
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Governor: "I believe that I might have come up with a compromise to this whole problem that will make everyone happy! People in the gay community want the same rights as married couples, but dissenters don't want the word 'marriage' corrupted. So how about we let gay people get married, but call it something else? . . . You homosexuals will have all the exact same rights as married couples, but instead of referring to you as 'married,' you can be “butt buddies”. . . . Instead of being 'man and wife,' you'll be “butt buddies”. You won't be 'betrothed,' . . . you'll be “butt buddies”. Get it? Instead of a 'bride and groom,' you'd be . . . “butt buddies”.
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Ref: South Park, Follow That Egg, Season 9, Episode 10, 2 November 2005, Comedy Central Television Network

The urbandictionary also offers this definition, among others:
Butt Buddy: An "old school" Biker term for any male who packs on the back of another guy's bike for ANY reason other than an ABSOLUTE EMERGENCY!
e.g. "Those weekend warriors are so lame as thinkin' nothin' of ridin' Butt Buddy!"

This is Stephanie Carter, the wife of incoming Secretary of Defense Ash Carter. This woman has to be totally creeped out by Biden today.

Oh come on. He's just touching her and smelling her hair. Maybe they go way back.

Of course if he did that to Mrs. AlanLeroy she would tell him to "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty politician".

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.