Here is how a good conservative man treats a woman.
First he seduces her with a smooth pickup line:
First he seduces her with a smooth pickup line:
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I liked you even before your boob job.
I liked you even before your boob job.
Then he buys $600 worth of private dances from her and offers her $1500 to spend the night with him. Once he gets her back to his room, he takes her bareback (birth control would be sinful), slaps her around a bit and calls her a dirty little whore. Oh, and after it is over, he stiffs her for $500.

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