Letter from ISIS to Rand Paul
Dear Mr. Paul
Many thanks to you and your fellow isolationists in the Senate for leaving America vulnerable and defenseless to our prying eyes and ears. And to think that you pulled this off in the name of privacy and your aspiration to the office of presidency. Brilliant! We love it when you guys publicly bash your own country and your security measures. Your support for limitation of America's powers to detect our plans to harm your citizens is greatly appreciated.
Yours in terrorism,
Dear Mr. Paul
Many thanks to you and your fellow isolationists in the Senate for leaving America vulnerable and defenseless to our prying eyes and ears. And to think that you pulled this off in the name of privacy and your aspiration to the office of presidency. Brilliant! We love it when you guys publicly bash your own country and your security measures. Your support for limitation of America's powers to detect our plans to harm your citizens is greatly appreciated.
Yours in terrorism,