I confess I write erotic fiction for a living now and it makes me happy.

I confess I write erotic fiction for a living now and it makes me happy.
My income is growing, my fans love me and I get the strangest emails.
I Just wanted to get that off my chest.

No need to confess, malibber. If it’s good stuff, more power to ya. If it ain’t, well, then none of this amounts to a pile of shit.

Bottom line: We’re gonna need a sample or two, so we’ll be waitin.’ Dammit.

(Don’t worry folks. I talk like this all the time. ‘Cept when I’m around my wife. If I talked like this around her, she’d kick the livin’ shit outta me.)
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Originally posted by: malibber2
I confess I write erotic fiction for a living now and it makes me happy.
My income is growing, my fans love me and I get the strangest emails.
I Just wanted to get that off my breasts.

Fixed.

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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: malibber2
I confess I write erotic fiction for a living now and it makes me happy.
My income is growing, my fans love me and I get the strangest emails.
I Just wanted to get that off my breasts.

Fixed.


So malibber2 is a chick?

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Originally posted by: O2bnVegas
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Originally posted by: alanleroy
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Originally posted by: malibber2
I confess I write erotic fiction for a living now and it makes me happy.
My income is growing, my fans love me and I get the strangest emails.
I Just wanted to get that off my breasts.

Fixed.


So malibber2 is a chick?


When you're creating 'erotic fiction' on the Internet, I think it can go either way.
O-o-o-o-o-o-h ! How exciting.
Did malibber2 create any of the following works of erotic friction?

Sperms of Endearment
Jurassic Pork
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sorest Rump

or
White Men Can't Hump

They'd be DonDiego's favorites, . . . if DonDiego had any favorites, . . . which he doesn't.


I need pictures with my erotica. Really sleazy ones.

Do you have a cool pen name? Like Johny hardon?
PJ- if you need pictures, really sleazy ones, then just Google Obama - there you will find all of the sleaze anyone can stand.
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Originally posted by: drmilled
PJ- if you need pictures, really sleazy ones, then just Google Obama - there you will find all of the sleaze anyone can stand.

C'MON ! ! !

Some subjects are more important than partisan politics !
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