I had a feeling it wouldn't last.

Hmm, should I replace my old toaster or take the new one back for a refund?

Holy Matrimony!!!!!!

Damn, I guess it is bad luck to see the bride before the ceremony.

I'll bet she either caught him cheating (maybe with a friend) hours before the wedding.

Maybe he wanted her to sign a pre-nup.

So does she get to keep the wedding gifts?