I Have An Unhealthy Vegas Obsession!

I'm from Maine and have only been to Vegas twice .. but since returning from Vegas last month, all I can think about is Vegas .. I've watched all of my Vegas dvds, read this board every day and relived my trip through my trip report ..

My obsession with Vegas has to be considered unhealthy!

I know I'm not the only one, so what do I do?

I can't afford another trip this year

Book another Vegas trip anyway for mid October.

The weather is great then, and it will give you nine months to save and dream.


Rick

Play free slots and/or VP online.
Visit local casino's or racino's.

Spend time online with "Vegas" forums, sites, etc.

Telephone the casino's and ask if they miss me as much as I miss them.

That's hilarious!

Welcome to our world!

Step 1: jdubfrommaine must admit he is powerless to control his gambling urge and recognize that his life is unmanageable.
Ref: Gamblers Anonymous

Or, . . . jdubfrommaine has the option of just giving into his primal urges toward drinking, gambling, and licentious behavior, . . . and enjoying himself.

LMAO!! You can watch the travel channel and some times they have things about whats going on in vegas! This is what i usually do before i go to vegas if you have cable or direct TV.. I would love to go to maine and try Markey's and Browns lobster rolls! Have you tried either of them jdubfrommaine?

Spend at least 2 to 3 hours a day on this forum. Also the same on the other Vegas forums.

Play naked BJ with the spouse/significant other.

Watch Vegas on tv or record it. (TNT)

Go to local casino when ever possible.

Drink plenty of alcohol and act like a fool, best done with as little clothing as possible.

If you want one of those you actually have to go to New Hampshire, not Maine .. but I HAVE had many, many, many lobsters every single summer here in Maine .. not big on the lobster rolls, but yes, I've had many of those as well .. also had lobster tails at Sterling Brunch in Vegas .. they were good, but not nearly as good as we cook them back here!

Okay, lets go through this process together here!

First admit you have a "gambling addiction" which is pretty much uncontrollable. You have a real addiction to VEGAS! Any ole' shit hole Indian casino will not fill your need! You need to see "pornslappers" and meet the "homeless" on the pedestrian bridge by Bill's Gamblin Hall.

Apply for a few more credit cards! Has to be simple I am sure you get like 20 offers a week.
Take the FULL amount for "cash transaction" as you can get.

Apply for a "second mortgage", makes no difference if you own a house anyway. As the banks are to scared that you may "default" on the "first mortgage" !

Take all this cash you have accumulated. Buy a one-way ticket to Vegas. Go directly to the casino of your choice. Place the whole shootin'-match on BLACK at roulette. After you have won this bet and doubled your money, you can revert to $5 even money BJ and play for days!

This just may work>

HAHA, Vegas has you as her BITCH! Just like all of us on this board!