I take it to vegas

I have a fairly big mustache, that travels with me to vegas. (real and attached)
That's the lead in to my story being this is supposed to be vegas related.

Just sitting here having a couple of glasses of red wine. Just realized that
it's not good to have a white t-shirt on.....big mustache.........red wine!= red spots.

Just sayin!
Did you try a straw?
Are we talking porn star type stache?
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