I want to fly this airline to Vegas

I found this on the forums on FlyerTalk:


From the department of inadvertent FA (flight attendant) ad libs
While parked on the ramp, waiting for the gate to open up: "Don't worry. I am going to try to get each and every one of you off as quickly as I can."

(I am assuming the FA was female )

One can only hope!

Good Luck!
Ric at Joes

Definitely not a "No Frills" airline.

Ray

Should've taken care of all of that in the cockpit before they landed

Best pre-flight announcement. She talks REALLY fast!








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07LFBydGjaM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPfya60FYo4

Maybe that will work.