I won the Mega Millions!!!

Ha Ha...made you look!

No more McDonalds for you, Mirlande.

I was going to split with all my fellow LVA readers, but I remembered I bought this one for MYSELF! But darn it, I FORGOT WHERE I HID THE TICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, not only did she not win, but she alienated herself to her coworkers.

I was thinking she probly hid the winning ticket
under her work uniform and she would never find
it.

I don't understand how those in a pool don't DEMAND to see a copy of all tickets bought BEFORE the drawing. I've never been in a Mega Millions pool, but I do play a lot of NFL type pools, and you ALWAYS have what everyone played BEFORE the games are played!

But if this winning ticket was bought on a single ticket, why couldn't she have bought the winning ticket on her own? If she's buying tickets for the pool, she's buying them 5-10 at a time.

I often buy lottery tickets when they get high for everyone in my shop...and they all get a copy before the drawing! Worse thing I can think of is being accused of cheating by my friends/employees.

Thats terrible. Where is she ever going to find another job that pays $7.50 / hour ?

WTH was up with her pork rind hat?

Hey I won $6 in that big jackpot


Woo Hoo!!!