I'd like one.... make that two

I'll take one...

You will taste one? Okay...

Not suitable for sex change operations? So bogus

How about those Lions, Liondownnow? They did it again. They pulled defeat from the jaws of victory.

How 'long' will it take to grow one?

It would just be something more for my wife to keep in her purse.

I always wanted a bigger one. Can they attach it to the top of your head?

They should have experimented on billy goats. If they grew two more on one, we could finally tell how happy they really are.

Ray

Yes, they can. Someone even wrote a song about it:


Here come old dickhead
That thing stiffen up slowly
Make you roll your eyeballs
He one crazy pecker
And when he got to take a pee
He just point his head down
And he pee where he please

Please don’t tinkle, right now
Over me

They put the feet in defeat by missing three field goals.