IF THE BRONCOS WIN I'LL GO TO CHURCH TOMORROW

Who's with me??

FYI...I'm on the Tebows +14
I am soooo there !

Brady is kicking butt. You can sleep in tomorrow unless the Lord intercedes.
Heathen fornicator throws the ball to the chosen team. Let's go Teeeeeeeebooooooow.

So does that mean if the Pats win then you look at pictures of Bea Arthur and play with yourself
Mr. Tebow, say hello to Mr. Gronk.
I am rooting for Tebow and the Broncos tonight for selfish reasons. I have a Jewish girlfriend who said if Tebow can lead Denver to another win, this one in New England, she will be so convinced that No. 15 is God's messenger that she will convert to Christianity. Plus, I picked up a pork shoulder at the grocer today that I am cooking tomorrow night and I want to be able to share with her.
Have some tuna salad on hand. Things don't look so good for Denver.
Maybe God will have mercy on the Broncos and bring in a swarm of locusts.
So far it looks like the Broncos left their defense in Denver.
Nice try.

The Broncos, Teabagger, and religion are once again being exposed as complete frauds.
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