In Appalachia, Tuesday is fer Kissin Yer Cousin !

Best not to kiss yer 1st cousin till sundown. Kissin on yer 2nd or 3rd cousin in yonder daylight is a-ok !

Same rules apply to most of Arkansas.

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Kissin one's cousins is jes' fine, . . . 'specially if'n she's purty! And 'specially if'n she's got herself a job, . . . like dancin' at the Secrets Gentlemen's Club over in Bexley Junction.




Sometimes this ole' world kin be mighty surprisin'. Like in Arkansaw, . . . one kain't jes' up'n marry one's cousin. But in Californy and New Yawk and Colorady one CAN! Up heh' in the mountains it's us'ally OK too.