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Roulette Man

Nov 19, 2014
2:51am

I was worried when I was over 170 at the doctor's office. He put me on meds. Of course it always shoots up when they are taking it.

pjstroh

Nov 19, 2014
3:59am

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Glad its under control. I have one of those home monitors I use from time to time...they're only like $20 on Amazon.

Did you get any good writing inspiration during your stay? There's a whole genre of naughty nurse/sponge bath kinda stuff....or.....ah......so I've heard.

malibber2

Nov 19, 2014
2:21pm

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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Glad its under control. I have one of those home monitors I use from time to time...they're only like $20 on Amazon.

Did you get any good writing inspiration during your stay? There's a whole genre of naughty nurse/sponge bath kinda stuff....or.....ah......so I've heard.

Back up to 190/110 new meds not doing the job so I'll be back in the ER Tomorrow more than likely. Nurses were old Helga types.

pauldixon

Nov 19, 2014
9:14pm

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"Nurses were old Helga types....."
With the right kind of medication, they will all look like Victoria's Secret Angels although seriously, best of luck getting your BP under control.

Paul

Don

Nov 20, 2014
3:48am

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Originally posted by: malibber2
I do have a story in mind where the main character is a rocketscientist/tomato rancher.

Hmm, . . . DonDiego can see the possibilities, . . .

But he suggests malibber2 not leave out other candidate vegetables:
. . . like Eggplant, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and asparagus, . . . . .

. . . . . and Pepper, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and carrot.

But, really, . . . there's nothing sexy about rocket science:

O2bnVegas

Nov 20, 2014
8:29am

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Is that the Kim Kardashian West variety top right?

clcjim

Nov 20, 2014
11:16am

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First, men were told that almost everything we do can be done by robots. And now we're learning that everything else we do can be done by vegetables.

Boilerman

Nov 20, 2014
11:18pm

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I just completed a multi-day hospital stay, and I'm interested to learn why the good looking nurses where treating other patients. I protest.

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Roulette Man

Nov 21, 2014
1:22am

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Originally posted by: Boilerman
I just completed a multi-day hospital stay, and I'm interested to learn why the good looking nurses where treating other patients. I protest.

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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Glad its under control. I have one of those home monitors I use from time to time...they're only like $20 on Amazon.

Did you get any good writing inspiration during your stay? There's a whole genre of naughty nurse/sponge bath kinda stuff....or.....ah......so I've heard.

Good looking nurses make your blood pressure go up.

Boilerman

Nov 21, 2014
3:07am

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Now it's all becoming clear! After surgery, my BP dropped far below my normal range to about 85/52.

I assumed that the low BP was anesthesia related, but it must have been the unattractive nurses. Malibber might consider going to the neurological section of the orthopedic wing of St. Vincent Hospital. The less than attractive nurses are certain do drive down your BP.

Thanks for the tip, Roulette, and good luck to Malibber................seriously, good luck.

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Originally posted by: Roulette Man

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Originally posted by: Boilerman
I just completed a multi-day hospital stay, and I'm interested to learn why the good looking nurses where treating other patients. I protest.

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Originally posted by: pjstroh
Glad its under control. I have one of those home monitors I use from time to time...they're only like $20 on Amazon.

Did you get any good writing inspiration during your stay? There's a whole genre of naughty nurse/sponge bath kinda stuff....or.....ah......so I've heard.

Good looking nurses make your blood pressure go up.

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