Inside scoop about Rio

I have heard that Rio casino has set it up to have their jackpots and royal flushes hit when the Masquerade Show in the Sky is playing because the bettors are distracted by the entertainment and neglect their machines. I heard that one time the show started five minutes later than scheduled which resulted in all kinds of jackpots being hit. I heard the General Manager was peeved!!!

"Inside Poop about the Rio"

I heard that the Banker in the security room sets the jackpots to hit when a player needs to use the restroom. I also heard that the Rio puts extra cherries in your drink to make you have to use the restroom more. The janitors are very unhappy about the extra toilet paper use.

The only poop at the rio is all the crap in the old folks diapars.

No. The extra cherries are a sign to the eye in the sky to keep an eye on you.