The Insult Thread

Campion's avatar bikini girl is really a drag queen.


(Post an Insult about the person above you)

Blade hired someone to kill Chew Toy.

Wait, that's a compliment.
Nevermind.

dondiego smells of elderberries.

snidely333 can't follow directions

That's because when he asks, women tell him to take walk.

Chilcoot uses his own photo as his avatar....

Looks like we’re back to free-for-all insultification.

That’s okay with me, because I’ve been upset with alanleroyII ever since he ate the original alanleroy. So, take THIS, alanleroy the deuce:


alanleroyII excels at rhyme
He employs it nearly all the time
He uses it to mix his slime
With other kinds of grit and grime
But the reason he commits this crime
Ain’t parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme
It’s because he’s a schlub

Each and every time Chilcoot posts anything I feel insulted.

POP QUIZ
Chilcoot is in a room by himself. Forkush walks in.


Q: Mathematically speaking, what just happened?
A: Douchebag density doubled.

My question is- Why would anyone knowingly walk into THAT room?