Investment Opportunity

DonDiego has recently been made aware of an ongoing investment/humanitarian effort. Unfortunately he has insufficient funds to participate; perhaps other in the LVA and he could become equal partners in this sure-thing:

He should stay there. He won't be able to walk again, his legs would snap like brittle twigs. Plus other bad side effects of long term space travel:

"loss of body mass, nasal congestion, sleep disturbance, and excess flatulence." From wikipedia. On second thought maybe he should come back and join this forum. With the last side effect listed he'd fit in perfectly!

Same thing happened to me in the early 80's.

Wait a minute !

Poor old DonDiego has ever-increasing body mass, clear nasal passages, and sleeps extraordinarily well.

Thank you for my laughter this morning.

Double D did not address if he has excess flatulence.

HEY!! You blacked out the number. This sounds like a tragedy and I'd love to help. Poor man been up there that long.

BTW I'm certain the guys at 419 eater.com would absolutely love to help this guy.

Does it take twelve years for mail to reach Appalachia?

DonDiego has not been here 12 years yet.

However, that the message cited suggests it is 12 years old, . . . it must be a scam. DonDiego apologizes for suggesting any LVA patrons take part in such a sleazy underhanded deal.

Can you imagine the people that wrote the letter drinking and laughing while they wrote it. It's very imaginative. That the Russians would load cargo and make the guy stay in space all this time. Every time the space rocket docks, the poor guy hopes this will be the time there is room for him but no, they have to take back the P23 space modulator but next time, comrade! Next time.